The 3 second rule.

Yes, that's right, I'm back and most of you are wondering why on Earth am I getting this notification from some blog that I had forgotten about. And a few of you are wondering if Leonardo DiCaprio is asleep or not...

As for the first question, not to worry, I only bother you to inform you about one of the most important rules a man should follow; the three second rule. No, it's not the rule you used as a kid for eating food off the floor but more importantly...looking at women.

Although using the same title as the three second "food on the floor" rule. It is even more important than picking up that last cookie that fell from the box and rolled under the table, but you were still able to pick it up and wipe off the dust and hair and still call it good because of those quick few seconds you had in order to retrieve it. It is in fact this; "A man shalt gaze upon thee, if the time does not pass three." Sorry to go all Dr. Seuss on you but rhyming helps get the point across.

Now three seconds doesn't seem like a lot of time but I've created this Pie Chart to help simplify it.

So.... basically don't be creepy. K?

And as for the inception question... It doesn't really matter. What matters is that he totally could have fit on that door at  the end of Titanic.

-JT

The Barbarian

Ahhh Dave the Barbarian, what a great show. It had to be the greatest show when I was a kid. It had a good premise, classy jokes and just the right amount of adult humor. Of course I didn't get those jokes until I started watching the show again recently. Unfortunately this show was canceled after just two seasons. And that makes me so mad that I am going to give Disney a hardcore, bloodthirsty, rage filled........ letter. That's right I'm going to use the best tool known to consumers..... annoying emails that can only be ignored for so long.

And as for the March Madness bracket, yeah mine's shot... My final four does not include any of the actual final four so..... oh well. Also, could someone please explain to me how VCU made it into the final four I mean seriously, they're not that good.

Well, that's all I got. But seriously Disney will be hearing from me!

-JT

Blogworthy

This is my first blog of the year!!!! Yes that's as sad as it sounds.

Yes………… it's been a while. But it has been my new years resolution to blog more... Ok I blew that, oh well next year.

There hasn't been many blogworthy things going on lately.

I went to regionals for public speaking, I was in an agricultural safety video, I went skiing at Kicking Horse, I got cast as Peter Pan, and I was in a forum.

Yep, nothing blogworthy.

Ahhh there was this awesome show that was on when I was younger called Dave the Barbarian. It was my favorite show and I just remembered it the other day, then I looked it up and realized how hilarious it was. So I watched it a bunch... yeah it's more exciting if you know what I'm talking about.

Also, it's March Madness time!!! And in case anyone cares my pick is Florida State Univeristy and of course it's not only due to the fact that they have the best abreviation ever. (FSU) You may have noticed my blog design has changed a little bit due to the event.
Well that's all for now,

Signed JT.

Lunar Eclipse

Last night there was a lunar eclipse and it was epic.It started just before midnight and I stayed up to watch it. I kinda gave up and went to bed at 1:11 but I got the just of it. Here's some pictures I took of it:






It was pretty awesome, anyway that's about all... It's pretty boring around here. I'm sure things will pick up... eventually

Signed, JT

Hmmmm

Well I guess I should really blog more...

It's been a long time since I last posted and I'm sure no one really noticed... Or cared but I shouldn't let my intellect go to waste, I should really share with all of you.... Both of you...

So I got some awesome new games for my birthday and if you really don't care for video games you should really scroll down. I got the new Goldeneye 007 game and it was pretty awesome, except for the annoyingly short campaign, and the fact that if the title of the game is Goldeneye it should really be Pierce Brosnan... But it's Daniel Craig.... Ok, nobody's going to notice that. And yes, I'm pronouncing it Bro-snan. But overall it's a pretty good game, and the AK47 no longer looks like a pencil... Like in the old one.... What was up with that?

Next I got Call Of Duty: Black Ops, and yes it's as awesome as everyone says it is and there is absolutely nothing bad I can say about it... Except for the climbing animation... It's better in Goldeneye.

And finally I got Monster Hunter Tri, the best graphics for any game on Wii. And I've got to say for the little I've played it I'm impressed... I cant compare it to the other two because they're first person shooter games and this is an RPG but the story seems solid and the graphics are amazing... When I get tired of Black Ops I could probably play it for hours.

Well if you enjoyed my blog being turned into an online nerd critique then there's probably something wrong with you ...

That's all for now so remember...
There's better things you could be doing right now.

Signed, JT

Perfect Week

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That's right I have a 136 IQ. How do I know? I took an online test so you know it's accurate.

I accomplished a perfect week. Glad you asked. A perfect week (at least by my terms) is when you Suit Up for an entire week. Monday I was supposed to give a presentation but I ended up not doing it so I Suited Up on Tuesday. I gave my presentation but I thought "Meh, why not?" So I suited up for the rest of the week.

COME ON!! I watched "I love you Man" the movie with Jason Segal and Paul Rudd. At the end of the movie Jason Segal just has to go and steal my whole "Bro" inserted into someones name thing from my post "Somebody has to say it....." from August 5th. Even though I posted that after the movie was released It was still my idea. But NOOOO! Jason Segal has to go and throw down the "Bro Montana" I should Patent this idea.

Anyway, Suit Up! (for a full week preferably.)

-Signed JT

The great burger off!

Me and my family decided to figure out who had the best burger.
We tested Five Guys burgers vs. In n' Out burgers. The Five Guys burger was great it was very tender and suculant, I just know that there's going to be a sign in one of their restaurants that reads: "...a great burger" (jtblogin.blogspot.com) trust me… it'll happen. Now the In n' Out burger was truly a beter price for the same meal but the burger wasn't as good as Five Guys' but their fries... Oh their fries were amazing definitely beter than Five Guys. So the verdict is in: Best fries = In n' Out, Best burger = Five Guys.

So on the plane ride home I was stuck between… well two less than fit* guys. Yeah….… it was great ( I don't know if you caught the sarcastic tone in my writing but
it was there.)


Also funny thing; we noticed at In n' Out a guy was covering fries with melted cheese and gravy and we said to him " Excuse me dear boy, what do you call that there?" ( no we didn't say it with an English accent.) He said it was "Animal Style" hmm… Interesting, back home we call that a Poutine. ( no we didn't say that with a hick accent)

Signed, JT

*less than fit = FAT