Irrelevance: has nothing to do with this post.

Wow love isn't blind....it's retarded.

Have you ever wondered what the first time someone recorded history went like? Well it probably went something like this:
Wednesday, Bought a cabbage.

Did you know that the thigh bone is stronger than concrete?

I know right?

Ever heard sayings told with the phrase "you know what they say"?
Who are "they"? Are they just these dudes that talk alot? Come up with clever sayings?

I live in a small town... this small town is so small that someone can rob our bank with a hammer and get away on foot. This actually happened. True Story. Everything is within walking distance of everything...seriously it's small. Get the picture?

Like to wish my Daddy a happy fathers day. HAPPY FATHERS DAY. I love you because you raised me and put a roof over my head and such things. Love ya.

There was a guy on the Lakers (who won the NBA championship by the way) Who was black (well obviously..he plays basketball) and had blonde hair...seriously.


You know what they say... "When in Rome do as the Italians do...because that's their capital...Rome"

Signed JT

Describe your life in one word: Awesome.

This blog was written by a professional, do not attempt.

Yes, my life is awesome. Nothing like sitting in the back of a truck with the back open listening to I'll Pray for you. Good times.

Did you know that some orphans don't have parents....who knew?

Now back to important business: Iron Man vs. The Hulk, Who would win?



Yes, it is obvious that Iron Man would win, but that is just one man's opinion. You 57, 324 Facebook Incredible Hulk fans are people too.....probably. Thus I have created this poll. You will find it in the top right corner of my blog, vote wisely.

Remember; if you're gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

Signed JT

The Faux-hawk

You say to yourself "What is a Faux-hawk?" well first of all, don't say things to yourself; people will think you are crazy.



Well my friends this is a Faux-hawk, it is a fake Mohawk. It's a Mohawk that is obtained without shaving the sides of the head. When you're bored and in a big city you can play the game "Faux-hawk" (invented by yours truly with the help of my good friend Nolan).

Basically you just count the number of Faux-hawks you see, we counted at least 25. There you go, easy as pie.Not lemon meringue though, that's a tricky pie.

The L.A. Lakers are playing the first round in the playoffs against Oklahoma City...it should be good I hope they win.

That's all folks.

Signed JT

Goats

Today's random phobia is .....Xanthophobia: the fear of the word or the color yellow.

Oh right back to goats. A couple weeks ago we judged goats with 4-H and they were pretty cute. They have really slow reflexes, I threw a small stick at one and three seconds later it flinched. True story.

We went to Gallelli's branding and it was pretty hardcore, I got to tie up calves legs, and other cool jobs like that.

Not much else is interesting, I saw the most popular movie in the world..... Avatar, it was pretty good.

It is really easy to start a debate.. you say one thing about Iron man and the Hulk and a war breaks out, Jeez. Obviously Iron Man would win.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. I would know, I checked.....online.

Can the average person lick their armpit?


Ha, you totally just tried didn't you?

That is all

Signed JT

Bunnies

It's not that I have ADD it's just that, HOLY CRAP A BUNNY RABBIT



Seriously Look it's a bunny rabbit.

Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?
Seriously that's like more than 8 billion chickens.


A Tiger can breed 75 times a day when the female is in heat. I bet not even
Tiger Woods could do that.

Get it Tiger

My Grandparents just returned from a cruise, apparently it was awesome. It sounded fun.

Remember; Seriously what is up with that bunny?

Signed JT

Weekend at Bernie's II

So I watched Weekend at Bernie's II, it wasn't as good as the first one because they had some weird voodoo stuff going on. It was weird but still funny.

Totally went Laser taging this weekend and it was awesome. In the area where you put your vests on Master Cheif is on the wall and so is Neo from the Matrix.

We went to West Edmonton Mall a couple weeks ago and it was pretty fun, we saw Shutter Island; it was creepy and didn't make alot of sense. I also bought a new shirt, it's pretty sweet.

My Dad sent an awesome sweater to me, it reads: SUIT UP because tonight will be LEGENDARY. It's awesome thanks Dad.

My friend Chase came over this weekend and we did lots of things, including laser tag (see paragraph 2).

Twas awesome,
SUIT UP
Signed JT

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :)

Don't use exclamation points or emoticons in e-mails, or really anywhere for that matter. Here's why; it's stupid.(except in blogs)

When you celebrate some one's birthday it shouldn't be any different than your average Tuesday. I mean sure you loved birthdays, the excitement, the presents, those cool point hats....then you turned twelve. Seriously it's all downhill from there.

Did you know that if you cook chicken at 650 degrees it burns through the tin foil and catches fire? Hah, Classic.

So I guess I'm going to have to cheer for Vancouver in the playoffs since Calgary and Anaheim are out. I mean who's more Canadian than the Canucks. and if you say the Montreal Canadians I will seriously......Blog furiously about it.

Remember the 80's TV show with Neil Patrick Harris...Doogie Howser? Great show, he is so young there, AND HE HAS A BLOG it's a personal journal on the computer but still. Good show.

If you aren't reading this seriously, start reading my blog.

Just remember...Butterflies taste with their feet.
Suit Up.
Hah, Classic

Signed JT