Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Happy Holidays

What up people of cyberspace

It's the most wonderful time of the year, (except labour day of course)


In two days you will be waking up your parents at 6:00 and rummaging through your stockings like the excited little kid you are. Don't forget to drink some eggnog, YAY FOR EGGNOG, also wear a cool Santa hat and an ugly Christmas sweater.

Santa, oh what a jolly old chap, Some skinny businessman all year round until one day he hops into his sleigh and goes and steals cookies from kids all over the world...mwahahahahahahhah. sorry got a little carried away there.

I went sledding behind my quad today it was epic. Me and my sister went up and down the driveway, it was cold but it was still fun, one could almost say it was hmm what's the word I'm looking for? LEGENDARY

Mad Libs is a fun activity...I mean you hear people say random jiberjaber that really doesn't make any sense, for example:
"Ouch!" he said stupidly as he jumped into his convertible cat and drove off with his purple wife.
Yay for not making sense!!

I mean if you want to make people think you're weird there are many things you can do, like if you were to scream out EGGNOG in the middle of nowhere, then someone just looks over at you just sitting at the computer and wonder why you just screamed "eggnog" (that was a hint to yell out eggnog right now it would be funny)

Well people.. stay awesome and SUIT UP

signed JT

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